davidrussell

oh hi

so yeah I went away for a little bit but then I thought about it and decided you know what let's (just me) go hang out on dA for a bit. Now I want to write something.

so since last time i was here: i've worked in 3 different jobs; lived in 5 different addresses (including a different city); changed girlfriends; started 2 degrees; failed 2 degrees; started a successful web design and development company and have achieved my three dreams of making soap, owning swords and living in Sheffield.

Now I want to write some things.

xx

Ok, so lots of people that i'm down with are going to university next week.

I, for one, am very much against this and have decided to hold a protest in the form of working for Rileys. Starting next week, I shall be working at least every friday and saturday nights through the night. I'm not allowed to discuss this with you very much as stated in my Rileys Employee Handbook so we'll move on.

As this is the last thursday ever in mansfield for many of us, we're all going to get drunk. 19:30 seems to be the time I need to meet whoever will be there at Courthouse. if you happen to be going, do not forget to bring some photographic ID with you otherwise you'll be in line for a pwning.

As you all know, Calvin Klein has an aftershave brand called CK-1. It's true, look it up. Anyway, in tribute to both Calvin Klein and my own mixology skills, I have decided to name my latest cocktail DK-1. It's funny because it's similar to CK-1 and DK is the initials of my name. Once the formalities are finished, this cocktail shall be appearing on the new cocktail menu for the pub in which i work. I advise everybody to purchase this cocktail when it is available. Special pre-release previews can be arranged of it for £2.50.

To finish this J, what i'd liek to do is request that you suggest some cool things about potatoes. For ideas please refer to: www.bash.org/?151227

Check you later, allidudes.

ok guys so what i did was i stole this journal survey from selkiepunk and change her answers so that they are my answers, as if i was answering the questions.


Thirteen random things you like:
1. The Green Party
2. Beans on Toast only in a bowl not on a plate.
3. Mixologinising
4. Interpol.
5.  Programming (omg nerd etc.)
6. Application forms that dont have any hard questions
7. Drinking
8. Pool
9. Chalk
10. Nightclubs
11. Ambitions
12. Being in control of any vehicle that isnt a moped
13. Bartendering

Twelve movies:
1. Fight Club
2. The Shawshank Redemption
3. American Beauty
4. Shrek 2
5. Blow
6. Pulp Fiction
7. Basketball Diaries
8. Kill Bill
9. The Usual Suspects
10. Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
11. Snatch
12. Dogma

Eleven good bands or singers/musicians:
1. Devin Townsend
2. U2
3. Faithless
4. Muse
5. HIM
6. Placebo
7. Avril Lavigne
8. Eminem
9. Pink
10. Smashing Pumpkins
11. Oasis

Ten/Two things about you, physically:
1. I am a walking, talking slab of meat.
2. but oh so perfect

Nine things about you, mentally/emotionally:
1. I am a professional gimmick
2. I only take things seriously if they have a serious name
3. If theres anything I dont know, then you made it up
4. I lol at my own jokes if Im not paying attention
5. I'm not schizophrenic.
6. I like being able to make a profit. From anything. At all.
7.  I only feel like writing this many.

Eight favorite drinks:
1. Tea
2. Coffee (all preparations)
3. Guinness
4. Concentrated Apple Juice
5. Blackcurrant + Apple Cordial
6. Cider
7. Energy Drinks (Red Bull, VK Energy, etc.)
8. Smooth Bitter

Seven things you wear daily:
1. Some plain, round-neck t-shirt
2. Snickers Trousers
3. Minazi Shirt
4. Black V-neck Jumper

Six things that annoy you:
1. Rude customers
2. People that constantly nod when speaking
3. Screensavers
4. Slow downloads
5. Batteries
6. People outside

Five favorite foods:
1. Steak
2. Pizza (Ham + Pinapple)
3. Beans on Toast (in a bowl not on a plate)
4. Toasted Sandwichs (beans + sausage)
5. English Breakfast fry-up thing.

Four shows you watch:
1. Queer Eye For The Straight Guy (US no UK)
2. The Daily Show

Three celebrities you have a crush on:
1. Avril Lavigne

Two things you come in contact with everyday:
1. my sexy leather chair
2. the kettle

One song you like right now:
1. U2 - With or without you

so there i was happily stealing music from the internet then SUDDENLY THIS BIRD STARTS CHATTING TO ME.

so i talk back.

and record the conversation.  

i so totally rock.

www.opileet.co.uk/pics/dave+ch…

in other news, I have been diagnosed with CDP (Cosmic Death Plague). This is very serious as the doctor prescribed me calpol. seriosuly. i'm not making this up.

in other other news, due to this CDP here is a list of things i'll be missing out on, or have already missed out on.

• 6th Form Leaver's Dinner
• 5 Drinking Sessions
• £130 wages
• 1 driving lesson

but it's not all bad. i've got calpol to ease my pain with.

yeah

so i was very sweaty and got this cheap deodorant. it came in a cool bottle but it smelled of fly-spray. and then i smelled of it too.

was a good day.

although like i had a horrid drink. i was hanging at old HB, and like i saw this drink for 39p that was red bull coloured and the label said that it contained caffeine and taurine. i thought it must be a cheap version of VK Blue, so i bought  a few of them. turns out, that it's basically an energy drink mixed with, get this, white cider.

chatting of cider, i just remembered that I left mine on the park in warsop (yes, im 13).

exam in a few hours which will be shit. afterwards ill treat myself to a steak dinner, or maybe a tikka masala depending on amount of available money.

thatll be all