Ok, so lots of people that i'm down with are going to university next week.

I, for one, am very much against this and have decided to hold a protest in the form of working for Rileys. Starting next week, I shall be working at least every friday and saturday nights through the night. I'm not allowed to discuss this with you very much as stated in my Rileys Employee Handbook so we'll move on.

As this is the last thursday ever in mansfield for many of us, we're all going to get drunk. 19:30 seems to be the time I need to meet whoever will be there at Courthouse. if you happen to be going, do not forget to bring some photographic ID with you otherwise you'll be in line for a pwning.

As you all know, Calvin Klein has an aftershave brand called CK-1. It's true, look it up. Anyway, in tribute to both Calvin Klein and my own mixology skills, I have decided to name my latest cocktail DK-1. It's funny because it's similar to CK-1 and DK is the initials of my name. Once the formalities are finished, this cocktail shall be appearing on the new cocktail menu for the pub in which i work. I advise everybody to purchase this cocktail when it is available. Special pre-release previews can be arranged of it for £2.50.

To finish this J, what i'd liek to do is request that you suggest some cool things about potatoes. For ideas please refer to: [link]

Check you later, allidudes.